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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
29 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"My heart beats fast after I smoke meth"
Doc:"How about when u drink energy drinks?"
Pt:"Oh no, I heard those were bad for u"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
Thank you and God Bless the Coast Guard HH-60 JAYHAWK crews for all the help here in Houston pic.twitter.com/k9JTjZ5FaC
Retweet of status by @drichings470
27 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Thank you and God Bless the Coast Guard HH-60 JAYHAWK crews for all the help here in Houston π https://t.co/k9JTjZ5FaC
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
24 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote CC of the night:"I need my psoriasis gone once and for all"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
Man's best friend and ally pic.twitter.com/4wPvNYgUtv
Retweet of status by @MilitaryEarth
24 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Man's best friend and ally πΊπΈ https://t.co/4wPvNYgUtv
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
Can I get ONE! One! ONE MUTHERFUCKING script withOUT an error!
24 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Can I get ONE! One! ONE MUTHERFUCKING script withOUT an error!
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
Doc:"What do u take for seizures?"
Pt:"Lortabs"
#GTFO
#NoLortabsForYou
Pt:"Lortabs"
#GTFO
#NoLortabsForYou
21 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"What do u take for seizures?"
Pt:"Lortabs"
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#GTFO
#NoLortabsForYou
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
18 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"U r about 6 weeks pregnant"
Pt:"It must've gotten pregnant at camp"
Doc:"Summer camp?"
Pt:"Yeah, Purity Camp"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
Itβs #WorldLizardDay! #DYK lizards have the ability to break off part of their tails when a predator grabs it? pic.twitter.com/KLQpdy1vyz
Retweet of status by @dailyplanetshow
15 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Itβs #WorldLizardDay!π¦π¦ #DYK lizards have the ability to break off part of their tails when a predator grabs it? https://t.co/KLQpdy1vyz
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
Hey, it's #WorldElephantDay pic.twitter.com/nPW3iVOdgG
15 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Hey, it's #WorldElephantDay πππ https://t.co/nPW3iVOdgG
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
15 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Why is the blood drawn by ER nurses always hemolyzed & need re-draws but blood drawn by lab tech is never hemolyzed?
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
13 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"He has hydrocephalus. That's y his head is big"
Mom:"I don't believe that. Big heads run in our family"
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ