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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Beatrice was on point & had a wonderful time meeting Channing Tatum...she kept it all the way at that Sunoco station! I love real people!
Retweet of status by @snwann
11 Aug 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Beatrice was on point & had a wonderful time meeting Channing Tatum...she kept it all the wayπŸ’― at that Sunoco station! I love real people!⬇

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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Doc:"I'm doing a rectal exam & it entails inserting a finger in your anus"
Pt:"U can use 2 fingers, Doc. My wife does"
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
10 Aug 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"I'm doing a rectal exam & it entails inserting a finger in your anus" Pt:"U can use 2 fingers, Doc. My wife does" πŸ˜–πŸ˜–πŸ˜–πŸ˜–
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
I was told in one of my interviews I shouldn't be a doctor. I should be a writer!

Got accepted there; didn't go. #DocsWhoAlmostQuit
Retweet of status by @medicalaxioms
08 Aug 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote I was told in one of my interviews I shouldn't be a doctor. I should be a writer! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Got accepted there; didn't go. 😜 #DocsWhoAlmostQuit
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Pt:"I was cutting some JalapeΓ±os, now my hands are hurting"
Doc:"They look fine"
Pt:"I usually get Percocet when this happens"

#GTFO
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
31 Jul 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I was cutting some JalapeΓ±os, now my hands are hurting" Doc:"They look fine" Pt:"I usually get Percocet when this happens" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #GTFO
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
We have a 14 year old that's "allergic to all pain meds except Dilaudid"

#startingearly
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
31 Jul 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote We have a 14 year old that's "allergic to all pain meds except Dilaudid" πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ #startingearly
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
My patients are really good shoppers. They get the best bang for their buck. 2 beers gets their BAL up to 500
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
27 Jul 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote My patients are really good shoppers. They get the best bang for their buck. 2 beers gets their BAL up to 500 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Urgent Care sent us a kid with sunburn to legs to rule out DVT
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
26 Jul 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Urgent Care sent us a kid with sunburn to legs to rule out DVT 😩😩😩😩😩
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Mom:"There's nothing wrong w/my baby but dad has a cough & I don't want him to get it"
Doc:"This might be the worst place to bring him"
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
27 Jul 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Mom:"There's nothing wrong w/my baby but dad has a cough & I don't want him to get it" Doc:"This might be the worst place to bring him" 😩😩😩😩
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Listening to music is a proven method that helps in overcoming #anxiety ahealthblog.com/xomo
Retweet of status by @AHealthBlog
26 Jul 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Listening to music is a proven method that helps in overcoming #anxiety ➑ https://t.co/jlZmdaQetu https://t.co/SN1w84BLJb
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Doc:"Sir, u can't walk around naked in the ER"
Drunk Pt:"But I'm covering my dick"
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
23 Jul 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Sir, u can't walk around naked in the ER" Drunk Pt:"But I'm covering my dick" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Pt:"I got an STD from a girl"
Doc:"Which one?"
Pt:"Girls name is Cynthia"
Doc:"I meant which STD, not which girl"
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
22 Jul 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I got an STD from a girl" Doc:"Which one?" Pt:"Girls name is Cynthia" Doc:"I meant which STD, not which girl" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

...but wait! There's more!

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fakhright
fakhright @fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13 copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™Š
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