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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Doc:"Why r u on Amoxicillin?"
Pt:"It's an antibiotic"

#noshitsherlock
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
24 Dec 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Why r u on Amoxicillin?" Pt:"It's an antibiotic" ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก #noshitsherlock

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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
@sweetpea1977

We call that "walkin' it on down."
23 Dec 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote @sweetpea1977 We call that "walkin' it on down." ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Doc:"U know the eye is infected when it's draining pus"
Pt:"Huh?"
Murse:"When there's yellow boogers in yo eye"
Pt:"Oooh. Ok"
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
19 Dec 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"U know the eye is infected when it's draining pus" Pt:"Huh?" Murse:"When there's yellow boogers in yo eye" Pt:"Oooh. Ok" ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
My mom doesn't believe my medical advice. She believes her neighbor who knew somebody that had the same thing.
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
15 Dec 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote My mom doesn't believe my medical advice. She believes her neighbor who knew somebody that had the same thing. ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Just intubated a pt then family said:"Could it be the scabies?"
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
13 Dec 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Just intubated a pt then family said:"Could it be the scabies?" ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
This will never not be funny
Retweet of status by @ChappeIIeShow
13 Dec 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote This will never not be funny ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/pAm95HX6sf
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Pt:"I keep vomiting"
Doc:"What stuff r u vomiting?"
Pt:"Everything, I started having the dry heaves but I fixed that by drinking water"
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
07 Dec 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I keep vomiting" Doc:"What stuff r u vomiting?" Pt:"Everything, I started having the dry heaves but I fixed that by drinking water" ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
My patients temp was 30.2 C.
Retweet of status by @OnlyintheICU
01 Dec 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote My patients temp was 30.2 C. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Pt:"I thought my GF was smothering me w/a pillow but my CPAP mask just came off"
Doc:"What did u do?"
Pt:"Pushed her off the bed"
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
01 Dec 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I thought my GF was smothering me w/a pillow but my CPAP mask just came off" Doc:"What did u do?" Pt:"Pushed her off the bed" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
PSA
There's been an outbreak of a virulent & highly contagious Asshole Flu. All asshole are advised to stay home until further notice.
29 Nov 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote PSA There's been an outbreak of a virulent & highly contagious Asshole Flu. All asshole are advised to stay home until further notice.โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Getting tested for HIV is NOT something you should go to the ER for~
Retweet of status by @Night_ER_Ninja
23 Nov 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Getting tested for HIV is NOT something you should go to the ER for~๐Ÿ™„

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fakhright
fakhright @fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13 copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™Š
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