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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Doc:"Could u b pregnant?"
Pt:"I use birth control pills"
Doc:"What do u use?"
Pt:"I take Centrum"
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
28 Dec 15 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Could u b pregnant?" Pt:"I use birth control pills" Doc:"What do u use?" Pt:"I take Centrum" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
You come to the ER on a Sunday night with a bullshit reason so you can get a work note for Mon-Wed~!?
Sounds legit...

DENIED~
Retweet of status by @Night_ER_Ninja
22 Dec 15 copy & paste +upvote -downvote You come to the ER on a Sunday night with a bullshit reason so you can get a work note for Mon-Wed~!? Sounds legit... DENIED~๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Pt:"I need to have a CHOLEOCYSTECTOMY for my CHOLEOCYSTITIS"
Doc:"Just say gallbladder so u don't sound so dumb"
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
09 Dec 15 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I need to have a CHOLEOCYSTECTOMY for my CHOLEOCYSTITIS" Doc:"Just say gallbladder so u don't sound so dumb" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Pt:"I'm having really bad tremors"
Doc:"I don't see any"
Pt:"They're on the inside"
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
05 Dec 15 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I'm having really bad tremors" Doc:"I don't see any" Pt:"They're on the inside" ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
CC of the day:"possible weight loss"

#getascale
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
24 Nov 15 copy & paste +upvote -downvote CC of the day:"possible weight loss" ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ #getascale
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Pt:"I'm having an allergic reaction to ibuprofen"
RN:"What kind of reaction?"
Pt:"My pain is getting worse"

#GTFO
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
07 Nov 15 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I'm having an allergic reaction to ibuprofen" RN:"What kind of reaction?" Pt:"My pain is getting worse" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #GTFO
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Pt:"I took too much meth"
Doc:"How much is "too much" & how much is "just enough" meth?"
Pt:"U got me there doc"
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
02 Nov 15 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I took too much meth" Doc:"How much is "too much" & how much is "just enough" meth?" Pt:"U got me there doc" ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Me: I'm cold

13 y.o daughter: you're getting old. Start wearing a sweater all the time like grandpa.

Me:
Retweet of status by @TXFunGuy6
27 Oct 15 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Me: I'm cold 13 y.o daughter: you're getting old. Start wearing a sweater all the time like grandpa. Me: ๐Ÿ˜‘
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Doc:"So u have a headache?"
Pt:"No, I have a MYBRAIN"
Doc:"A what?"
Pt:"MYBRAIN Doc, MYBRAIN"
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
22 Sep 15 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"So u have a headache?" Pt:"No, I have a MYBRAIN" Doc:"A what?" Pt:"MYBRAIN Doc, MYBRAIN" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Pt:"I was diagnosed with strep 3 days ago & the meds aren't working"
Doc:"When did u start taking antibiotics?"
Pt:"30 minutes ago"

#GTFO
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
18 Sep 15 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I was diagnosed with strep 3 days ago & the meds aren't working" Doc:"When did u start taking antibiotics?" Pt:"30 minutes ago" ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ #GTFO
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Cop:"Where were u assaulted?"
Pt:"In my head & belly"

Doc:"Where were u assaulted?"
Pt:"At a friends house"
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
10 Sep 15 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Cop:"Where were u assaulted?" Pt:"In my head & belly" Doc:"Where were u assaulted?" Pt:"At a friends house" ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ

...but wait! There's more!

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fakhright
fakhright @fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13 copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™Š
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