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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
28 Dec 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Could u b pregnant?"
Pt:"I use birth control pills"
Doc:"What do u use?"
Pt:"I take Centrum"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
You come to the ER on a Sunday night with a bullshit reason so you can get a work note for Mon-Wed~!?
Sounds legit...
DENIED~
Sounds legit...
DENIED~
Retweet of status by @Night_ER_Ninja
22 Dec 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote You come to the ER on a Sunday night with a bullshit reason so you can get a work note for Mon-Wed~!?
Sounds legit...
DENIED~๐
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
09 Dec 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I need to have a CHOLEOCYSTECTOMY for my CHOLEOCYSTITIS"
Doc:"Just say gallbladder so u don't sound so dumb"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
05 Dec 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I'm having really bad tremors"
Doc:"I don't see any"
Pt:"They're on the inside"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
CC of the day:"possible weight loss"
#getascale
#getascale
24 Nov 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote CC of the day:"possible weight loss"
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#getascale
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
07 Nov 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I'm having an allergic reaction to ibuprofen"
RN:"What kind of reaction?"
Pt:"My pain is getting worse"
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#GTFO
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
02 Nov 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I took too much meth"
Doc:"How much is "too much" & how much is "just enough" meth?"
Pt:"U got me there doc"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
Me: I'm cold
13 y.o daughter: you're getting old. Start wearing a sweater all the time like grandpa.
Me:
13 y.o daughter: you're getting old. Start wearing a sweater all the time like grandpa.
Me:
Retweet of status by @TXFunGuy6
27 Oct 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Me: I'm cold
13 y.o daughter: you're getting old. Start wearing a sweater all the time like grandpa.
Me: ๐
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
22 Sep 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"So u have a headache?"
Pt:"No, I have a MYBRAIN"
Doc:"A what?"
Pt:"MYBRAIN Doc, MYBRAIN"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
18 Sep 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I was diagnosed with strep 3 days ago & the meds aren't working"
Doc:"When did u start taking antibiotics?"
Pt:"30 minutes ago"
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#GTFO
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
10 Sep 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Cop:"Where were u assaulted?"
Pt:"In my head & belly"
Doc:"Where were u assaulted?"
Pt:"At a friends house"
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐