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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
Do you ever feel like..you're putting a fucking huge band-aid, on all this opioid abuse?
Retweet of status by @jenhill_2015
03 Mar 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote โ Do you ever feel like..you're putting a fucking huge band-aid, on all this opioid abuse?โ
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
25 Feb 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote ProTip: If EMS brings a code & dies in ER, don't send a lactate. You might get a nastygram from the sepsis police for not giving IVF & ABx ๐
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
Well, the eye wear purchases have been made.....
And they are bold indeed.
And they are bold indeed.
20 Feb 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Well, the eye wear purchases have been made.....
And they are bold indeed.๐ฌ
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
18 Feb 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"If I don't get my Dilaudid, I'm gonna lose it"
Doc:"I guess you'll lose it"
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#GTFO
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
12 Feb 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote ERDoc1:"I'm transferring a pt with SVT to your ER, adenosine isn't working"
ERDoc2:"What is his heart rate?"
ERDoc1:"120"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
07 Feb 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"It's not even halftime yet & ur passed out already, we had to give u narcan to wake u up"
Pt:"Broncos r up 3 points, Game over"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
03 Feb 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"My shoulder popped out yesterday & y'all put it back. It still hurts. U think it could b my heart?"
Doc:"The prob is in your brain"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
25 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Your GF overdosed on heroin so we intubated her"
BF:"Then you'll put her in an INCUBATOR, right?"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
25 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"What brings u in at 3 AM?"
Pt:"My friend woke me up coz she wanted me to be checked for sleep apnea"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
We have a pt that was brought in by 6 cops~
Apparently; they were tased 2 times after being maced a few times and they don't look happy~
Apparently; they were tased 2 times after being maced a few times and they don't look happy~
Retweet of status by @Night_ER_Ninja
09 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote We have a pt that was brought in by 6 cops~
Apparently; they were tased 2 times after being maced a few times and they don't look happy~๐
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
08 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Y do u want the IUD removed now @4AM?"
Pt:"Holidays r over & I made enuf $$$, I don't need to be doin that no mo fo awhile"
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#ho
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐