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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
17 Aug 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I'm 15 wks pregnant & started cramping while having sex"
BF:"I'm afraid I killed the baby with my big dick"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
Time to pretend to care again....
Retweet of status by @realEDdoc
14 Aug 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Time to pretend to care again....๐๐ผ
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
Job security & @twitter material
m.wave3.com/wave/db_335711โฆ
m.wave3.com/wave/db_335711โฆ
11 Aug 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Job security & @twitter material
https://t.co/MyjPGp0HWA
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
08 Aug 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I know I'm overweight, I don't need to be fat shamed"
Doc:"Well it's the diabetes & heart disease that I'm shaming"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
31 Jul 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Your emphysema is from smoking cigarettes"
Pt:"Don't believe that government propaganda doc"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
23 Jul 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"How long has she been out of it?"
BF:"Since she got a prescription for that OxyCOMA shit"
Doc:"That's about what it does"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
Doc:"U need diet & excercise too to control your sugar"
Pt:"What's the point of being on meds if u have to do all that?"
#teachingfail
Pt:"What's the point of being on meds if u have to do all that?"
#teachingfail
26 Jun 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"U need diet & excercise too to control your sugar"
Pt:"What's the point of being on meds if u have to do all that?"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
23 Jun 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote On my way in I saw a couple in triage with matching yellow warm up suits and headbands.
CC: Tripped & fell while walking in the Mall
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
Doc:"U been in DKA 12x this yr, don't u use ur insulin?"
Pt:"When I go to the store all they give me is pens. No meds"
#teachingfail
Pt:"When I go to the store all they give me is pens. No meds"
#teachingfail
20 Jun 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"U been in DKA 12x this yr, don't u use ur insulin?"
Pt:"When I go to the store all they give me is pens. No meds"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
16 Jun 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Your creatinine is high, u have kidney disease"
Pt:"I have 2 kidneys, right? Can't I use the spare?"
Doc:"That's not how it works"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
14 Jun 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Antibiotics don't work for this viral infection that u have"
Pt:"So what antibiotic r u gonna give me?"
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐