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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Pt:"I'm 15 wks pregnant & started cramping while having sex"
BF:"I'm afraid I killed the baby with my big dick"
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
17 Aug 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I'm 15 wks pregnant & started cramping while having sex" BF:"I'm afraid I killed the baby with my big dick" ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Time to pretend to care again....
Retweet of status by @realEDdoc
14 Aug 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Time to pretend to care again....๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Job security & @twitter material

m.wave3.com/wave/db_335711โ€ฆ

Retweet of status by @ERgnome
11 Aug 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Job security & @twitter material https://t.co/MyjPGp0HWA ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Pt:"I know I'm overweight, I don't need to be fat shamed"
Doc:"Well it's the diabetes & heart disease that I'm shaming"
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
08 Aug 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I know I'm overweight, I don't need to be fat shamed" Doc:"Well it's the diabetes & heart disease that I'm shaming" ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Doc:"Your emphysema is from smoking cigarettes"
Pt:"Don't believe that government propaganda doc"
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
31 Jul 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Your emphysema is from smoking cigarettes" Pt:"Don't believe that government propaganda doc" ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Doc:"How long has she been out of it?"
BF:"Since she got a prescription for that OxyCOMA shit"
Doc:"That's about what it does"
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
23 Jul 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"How long has she been out of it?" BF:"Since she got a prescription for that OxyCOMA shit" Doc:"That's about what it does" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Doc:"U need diet & excercise too to control your sugar"
Pt:"What's the point of being on meds if u have to do all that?"

#teachingfail
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
26 Jun 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"U need diet & excercise too to control your sugar" Pt:"What's the point of being on meds if u have to do all that?" ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ #teachingfail
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
On my way in I saw a couple in triage with matching yellow warm up suits and headbands.
CC: Tripped & fell while walking in the Mall
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
23 Jun 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote On my way in I saw a couple in triage with matching yellow warm up suits and headbands. CC: Tripped & fell while walking in the Mall ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Doc:"U been in DKA 12x this yr, don't u use ur insulin?"
Pt:"When I go to the store all they give me is pens. No meds"

#teachingfail
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
20 Jun 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"U been in DKA 12x this yr, don't u use ur insulin?" Pt:"When I go to the store all they give me is pens. No meds" ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฉ #teachingfail
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Doc:"Your creatinine is high, u have kidney disease"
Pt:"I have 2 kidneys, right? Can't I use the spare?"
Doc:"That's not how it works"
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
16 Jun 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Your creatinine is high, u have kidney disease" Pt:"I have 2 kidneys, right? Can't I use the spare?" Doc:"That's not how it works" ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Doc:"Antibiotics don't work for this viral infection that u have"
Pt:"So what antibiotic r u gonna give me?"
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
14 Jun 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Antibiotics don't work for this viral infection that u have" Pt:"So what antibiotic r u gonna give me?" ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‘ˆ

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fakhright
fakhright @fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13 copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™Š
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