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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
31 Oct 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:”Do I have Covid?”
Doc:”You’re positive for that, the Flu, Meth, Cocaine, benzos and opiates”
Pt:”No weed tho?”
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
16 Aug 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:”What kind of dialysis do u do?”
Pt:”Dialysis of the kidneys”
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
13 Aug 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote So, I just saw my first case of anaphylaxis from a surgical mask. Took mask off and rash went away, BP went up
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
31 Jul 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I love Kansas City And Our Fans Are The Best 🙌
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
Titans agree to terms on multi-year contract with Derrick Henry (@KingHenry_2)
The King is Back »… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
The King is Back »… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
15 Jul 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Titans agree to terms on multi-year contract with Derrick Henry (@KingHenry_2)
The King is Back 👑 »… https://t.co/FqcFUoJPfZ
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
No bs... brett Veach is my mutha F***ing Dawg!
Retweet of status by @StoneColdJones
15 Jul 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote No 🤬bs... brett Veach is my mutha F***ing Dawg! 🤞🏾👊🏾
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
23 Jun 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:”I did meth this morning before working in the heat”
Doc:”So that’s y u passed out”
Pt:”The Meth or the heat?”
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
@KrakenLr I’m sorry friend.
07 Jun 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @KrakenLr I’m sorry friend.😞
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
07 Jun 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:”Y r u here?”
Drunk:”I’m not telling u anything, u can use it against me in the court of law”
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
09 Apr 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Remember when #JCAHO came & u had to hide your drinks? Now it’s ok to re-use masks indefinitely
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
25 Mar 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:”R u taking anything for your cough?
Pt:”Im pregnant so I can’t have any meds so I just put Vick’s on my teeth”
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊