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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
It was #PDCoal's 2nd birthday yesterday. He looks pleased with his gifts from his human sister Coal is also sportβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @polscotdogs
11 Oct 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote It was #PDCoal's 2nd birthday yesterday. He looks pleased with his gifts from his human sister π Coal is also sportβ¦ https://t.co/X5aqbZqqOC
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
29 Sep 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Lab may not call u about an abnormal troponin or lactate but they'll sure make u know about a K of 3.0
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
Pharmacy message: βHi. I need John Doeβs medication filled. Their DOB is xxxx........xx/xx. I donβt know the nameβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
24 Sep 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pharmacy βοΈmessage: βHi. I need John Doeβs medication filled. Their DOB is xxxx........xx/xx. I donβt know the nameβ¦ https://t.co/wu3UuP0LKv
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
19 Aug 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Walk in clinic sent us a pt who was bitten by a dog in the leg, 5. Days ago
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
Wait her friend has a cup of oodles & noodles tipping in the back I think! Lord! Go awwwwf twitter.com/MissyElliott/sβ¦
Retweet of status by @MissyElliott
08 Aug 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Wait her friend has a cup of oodles & noodles tipping in the back I think! Lord! Go awwwwfππΎππΎππΎπ₯π€£ https://t.co/keMkn5N9Fc
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
LEBRON IS DUNKING IN WARMUPS @KingJames @BigfootHoops pic.twitter.com/A8HxxtIA6F
29 Jul 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote LEBRON IS DUNKING IN WARMUPS π @KingJames @BigfootHoops https://t.co/A8HxxtIA6F
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
@CrazyRxMan They can sit and spin
23 Jul 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @CrazyRxMan They can sit and spin
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
16 Jun 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Apparently saying "That's why you're single" to a pseudo seizure Pt makes them come out of it. Twice now on 2 different ppl
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
14 Jun 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I hadn't smoked in 5 years"
Doc:"Y do u smell like cigarettes and your oxygen tubing is yellow?"
Pt:"I eat a lot of smoked fish"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
05 Jun 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote RN:"What's your name?"
Drunk:"U can call me Mocha Cheesecake baby"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
15 May 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"What were you in the hospital for last week?"
Pt:"They said I had PANCREATITTIES"
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ