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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
18 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I've been vomiting for 2 days"
Doc:"Looks like a stomach virus"
Pt:"I looked it up & I think I have Pyloric Stenosis"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
Me: Do you do drugs~?
Pt: No...
Me: Hmm~ pic.twitter.com/I6G4nihOEp
Pt: No...
Me: Hmm~ pic.twitter.com/I6G4nihOEp
Retweet of status by @Night_ER_Ninja
17 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Me: Do you do drugs~?
Pt: No...
Me: Hmm~๐ค๐ https://t.co/I6G4nihOEp
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
15 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I have pain & a vag discharge"
Doc:"U have a new sexual partner?"
Pt:"No but we've been trying new freaky things"
Doc:"OK, TMI"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
13 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"The meth is making u hallucinate"
Pt:"I'm not hallucinating, I just see invisible people"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
08 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I've had hiccups for 1 week"
Doc:"We found a blood clot in your lung"
Pt:"I didn't come for that. Fix my hiccups"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
08 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I used sweet oil on my ear and it still hurts"
Doc:"IDK how the fuck that got started but all grandmas swear by it"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
I HATE the phrase "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CLOSED AT _____."
It's been the same DAMN time EVERY damn day!
It's been the same DAMN time EVERY damn day!
06 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I HATE the phrase "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CLOSED AT _____."
It's been the same DAMN time EVERY damn day!
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
@Jhill_2015 That wasn't the brightest idea
Retweet of status by @spicticus
05 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @Jhill_2015 That wasn't the brightest idea ๐ฌ
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
21 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I should just stay in hospital"
Doc:"Y"
Pt:"My blood pressure is only well controlled when I'm in the hosp, it goes up when I go home"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
20 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I feel like my heart is being ripped out"
Doc:"Has it been ripped out before?"
Pt:"Yeah, on the 15 & 17th"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
19 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"You're a 35 year old man, u should know what you're supposed to b on"
Pt:"I let my momma take care of that"
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐