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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Why are a shit ton of old ppl falling today?
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07 Sep 15 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Why are a shit ton of old ppl falling today? ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Pt:"I've has a period for 2 months now & now I'm passing clots"
Doc:"We can stop the bleeding"
Pt:"I just want it to stop clotting"
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04 Sep 15 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I've has a period for 2 months now & now I'm passing clots" Doc:"We can stop the bleeding" Pt:"I just want it to stop clotting" ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Doc:"I see you're on Metformin & Glyburide for your diabetes"
Pt:"Oh no, I'm only borderline diabetic, I'm not on insulin yet"

#denial
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28 Aug 15 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"I see you're on Metformin & Glyburide for your diabetes" Pt:"Oh no, I'm only borderline diabetic, I'm not on insulin yet" ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ #denial
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Pt:"It burns really bad when I pee"
Doc:"We need a urine sample"
Pt:"I don't want to, I've been holding it for 3 days coz it hurts to pee"
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
16 Aug 15 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"It burns really bad when I pee" Doc:"We need a urine sample" Pt:"I don't want to, I've been holding it for 3 days coz it hurts to pee" ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Mom:"He stopped breathing & turned blue. He might have Tetralogy of Fallot"
Doc:"When this happen?"
Mom:"3 days ago"
Doc:"U have dial up?"
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11 Aug 15 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Mom:"He stopped breathing & turned blue. He might have Tetralogy of Fallot" Doc:"When this happen?" Mom:"3 days ago" Doc:"U have dial up?" ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Doc:"What were u on for ur UTI?"
Pt:"SYPRESS"
Doc:"The country or the tree?"
Pt:"Huh?"

#Cipro
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10 Aug 15 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"What were u on for ur UTI?" Pt:"SYPRESS" Doc:"The country or the tree?" Pt:"Huh?" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #Cipro
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
I just had to tell a pt this...

No, a BP of 240/126 is not "normal for you"; it's not normal for anyone~!
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09 Aug 15 copy & paste +upvote -downvote I just had to tell a pt this... No, a BP of 240/126 is not "normal for you"; it's not normal for anyone~! ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Doc:"How did u hurt ur face"
Pt:"My kid splashed my cheek w/water & now my face hurts coz it's caused an uncontrolled muscle spasm"

#GTFO
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
04 Aug 15 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"How did u hurt ur face" Pt:"My kid splashed my cheek w/water & now my face hurts coz it's caused an uncontrolled muscle spasm" ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น #GTFO
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Pt:"I CONTRIBUTE my pain to diverticulitis"
Doc:"I don't think it works that way"
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27 Jul 15 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I CONTRIBUTE my pain to diverticulitis" Doc:"I don't think it works that way" ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Doc:"Ultrasound shows that u don't have a blood clot"
Pt:"So I just have a fat leg?"
Doc:"No, u have 2 fat legs"
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22 Jul 15 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Ultrasound shows that u don't have a blood clot" Pt:"So I just have a fat leg?" Doc:"No, u have 2 fat legs" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
@jimmoss911

ANSWER:
1. Start CPR immediately
2. Get an AED
3. Call 911

Every minute that defibrillation is delayed, survival by 10%.
Retweet of status by @jimmoss911
01 Jun 15 copy & paste +upvote -downvote @jimmoss911 ANSWER: 1. Start CPR immediately 2. Get an AED 3. Call 911 Every minute that defibrillation is delayed, survival โฌ‡๏ธ by 10%.

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fakhright
fakhright @fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13 copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™Š
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