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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
28 Feb 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I had twisted ribs my chiro said so he adjusted me and I'm not better"
Doc:"It's cracked, coulda caused a pneumo"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
23 Feb 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 3AM CC:"I have bad knuckles"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
07 Feb 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"He has pneumonia in both lungs. He has to stay"
Mom:"As long as he doesn't have the flu. I'm thankful"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
07 Feb 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Mom:"He was coughing a lot so I didn't give him his antibiotic"
Doc:"Were u afraid that he'd get better?"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
04 Feb 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"You're positive for Meth"
Pt:"Its coz I drink a lot of energy drinks"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
02 Feb 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote CC of the Day:"I have a seizure every time I lose my phone"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
21 Jan 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Now that it's warming up I'm surprised that we got a slew of "homelesscidals"
#WTF
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
19 Jan 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Nursing Home RN:"We have him on a non rebreather at 3 li of O2 & he's still struggling"
ED RN:"Thanks for suffocating the patient"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
13 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Best compliment ever:
"Do you have an office in the area?"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
12 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"They dun gave me medicine fo VOMIKING"
Doc:"What did they give u?"
Pt:"FROZAN"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
I had a Q&A w/ 92 y/o WWII Vet Carl Johnson. I loved his answer to my last question..β¦bit.ly/2uaixNf pic.twitter.com/O6SHxaatFt
Retweet of status by @THEANTHEMGIRL
10 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I had a Q&A w/ 92 y/o WWII Vet Carl Johnson. πΊπΈππΊπΈ I loved his answer to my last question..β¦https://t.co/8fdH8eRLfg https://t.co/O6SHxaatFt
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ