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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Doc:"I can't say u have fibromyalgia. UR PCP should make that diagnosis"
Pt:"Just put that in the chart so I can get marijuana"
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18 Apr 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"I can't say u have fibromyalgia. UR PCP should make that diagnosis" Pt:"Just put that in the chart so I can get marijuana" ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
There's a reason direct admissions go through the ER. We just caught a STEMI while over reading the PCPs EKG he thought was "sl abnormal"
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18 Apr 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote There's a reason direct admissions go through the ER. We just caught a STEMI while over reading the PCPs EKG he thought was "sl abnormal" ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Pt:"I have COPD ASPIRATIONS"
Doc:"That's quite confusing"
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12 Apr 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I have COPD ASPIRATIONS" Doc:"That's quite confusing" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Pt:"I've had these cysts on my chest for 4 years"
Doc:"Y do u want them removed at 2AM?"
Pt:"I'm getting married next month"
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11 Apr 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I've had these cysts on my chest for 4 years" Doc:"Y do u want them removed at 2AM?" Pt:"I'm getting married next month" ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ”ซ
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
When u get stuck between orthopods talking about their stock portfolio & $$$ they make
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07 Apr 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote When u get stuck between orthopods talking about their stock portfolio & $$$ they make ๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ช https://t.co/5pbhX80JY5
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Pt:"My sciatic nerve is twitching"
Doc:"It doesn't do that"
Pt:"Obviously, u never learned that in medical school"
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09 Apr 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"My sciatic nerve is twitching" Doc:"It doesn't do that" Pt:"Obviously, u never learned that in medical school" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Doc:"U pulled a muscle in your back"
Pt:"Is that what the x-ray showed?"
Doc:"Only bones show up on x-ray"
Pt:"So, no blood clots,right?"
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09 Apr 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"U pulled a muscle in your back" Pt:"Is that what the x-ray showed?" Doc:"Only bones show up on x-ray" Pt:"So, no blood clots,right?" ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ”ซ
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Pt:"I fell & bruised my back"
Doc:"I don't see a bruise"
Pt:"It's an inside bruise"
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08 Apr 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I fell & bruised my back" Doc:"I don't see a bruise" Pt:"It's an inside bruise" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/Tlulsxd2r1
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Doc:"U have strep throat"
Pt:"R u not x-raying my arm?
Doc:"Y should I?"
Pt:"I hurt it last year & I never had it x-rayed"
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06 Apr 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"U have strep throat" Pt:"R u not x-raying my arm? Doc:"Y should I?" Pt:"I hurt it last year & I never had it x-rayed" ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Doc:"Nurse said u r requesting another doc?"
Pt:"The other doc isn't giving me my usual Dilaudid"
Doc:"Not your lucky day bro"

#GTFO
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05 Apr 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Nurse said u r requesting another doc?" Pt:"The other doc isn't giving me my usual Dilaudid" Doc:"Not your lucky day bro" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #GTFO
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
We have a pt that was trying to dig out a kidney stone stuck in his urethra...with a ball point pen

#no
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29 Mar 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote We have a pt that was trying to dig out a kidney stone stuck in his urethra...with a ball point pen ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ณ #no

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fakhright
fakhright @fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13 copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™Š
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