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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
11 Jun 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I have terminal IBS"
Doc:"How is it terminal?"
Pt:"It's Stage 4"
Doc:"Mmmkayyyy"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
@ERGoddessMD
Yep. Your not doing a thing. Just twiddling your thumbs. I hate "I've got a quick question." THEY. ARE. NEVER. QUICK.
Yep. Your not doing a thing. Just twiddling your thumbs. I hate "I've got a quick question." THEY. ARE. NEVER. QUICK.
06 Jun 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @ERGoddessMD
Yep. Your not doing a thing. Just twiddling your thumbs.๐ I hate "I've got a quick question." THEY. ARE. NEVER. QUICK.
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
22 May 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pro Tip: If u work nights & ER is packed w/unhappy ppl waiting for hrs, u tell them u just came & they r ur 1st pt. Sat scores come back up๐
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
02 May 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Y did u stop talking?"
Pt:"The machine is checking my blood pressure, I need to concentrate, so it won't go up"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
23 Apr 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"U r pregnant & bleeding, u can't have sex till the bleeding stops"
Pt:"How will I make money?"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
07 Apr 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I've had at least 30 Grand Mal seizures today"
Doc:"That's a lot, who brought u here"
Pt:"I drove"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
06 Apr 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"My doc says I have a mild cardiac infarction when I have an anxiety attack. I'm out of Xanax, it's a full blown infarction now"
#GTFO
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
20 Mar 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote EMS brought a wasp sting complaining of a 2 cm red area to the arm. That's it
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#murica
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
20 Mar 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Mom:"I think my baby is depressed"
Doc:"She's 1 yr old & looks happy"
Mom:"They took his dad to jail & she misses him can u get him out?"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
11 Mar 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"What BP is too high that I should come in?"
Doc:"1000/500"
Pt:"Does it go that high?"
Doc:"Nope, so quit checking it every 5 mins"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
04 Mar 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"They put electricity on me & now my chest is tingling"
Tech:"We did an EKG"
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐