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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Wife:"What's that yellow IV?"
RN:"Its a banana bag for alcoholics"
Wife:"Stop it. He's allergic to bananas"
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
22 Jun 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Wife:"What's that yellow IV?" RN:"Its a banana bag for alcoholics" Wife:"Stop it. He's allergic to bananas" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Pt:"I'm just eating salad, y do I keep getting gallbladder attacks?"
Doc:"U put meat in your salad?"
Pt:"Yep, pulled pork"
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
19 Jun 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I'm just eating salad, y do I keep getting gallbladder attacks?" Doc:"U put meat in your salad?" Pt:"Yep, pulled pork" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Pt:"I know it's a spider bite, I want u to tell me what kind of spider"
Doc:"It's a MRSA spider"
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
15 Jun 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I know it's a spider bite, I want u to tell me what kind of spider" Doc:"It's a MRSA spider" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
We have an ER doc that orders orthostatics on everybody

#waytopissoffnurses
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
14 Jun 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote We have an ER doc that orders orthostatics on everybody ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ #waytopissoffnurses
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Pt:"I'm using Flonase to help pass my kidney stone"
Doc:"U mean Flomax?"
Pt:"Oh shit, is that y it's not working?"
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
15 Jun 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I'm using Flonase to help pass my kidney stone" Doc:"U mean Flomax?" Pt:"Oh shit, is that y it's not working?" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Pt:"Urine tests don't work, I need an ultrasound to see if I'm pregnant"
Doc:"I'll order an outpatient US for Monday"

#GTFO
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
11 Jun 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"Urine tests don't work, I need an ultrasound to see if I'm pregnant" Doc:"I'll order an outpatient US for Monday" ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ #GTFO
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Hospitality:"Y r u admitting this lightning strike guy, he's fine?"
Doc:"Coz it's so rare, idk of any lightning experts to consult"
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
10 Jun 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Hospitality:"Y r u admitting this lightning strike guy, he's fine?" Doc:"Coz it's so rare, idk of any lightning experts to consult" ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Took my 16 yo son to see Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2. I merely said "I am Groot" to buy the tickets.

My son is still embarrassed.
Retweet of status by @CrazyRxMan
31 May 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Took my 16 yo son to see Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2. I merely said "I am Groot" to buy the tickets. My son is still embarrassed. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Doc:"I see 5 ER visits for high BP, u on 5 meds but it's still high"
Pt:"Only 1, I stop taking my old meds when they add a new one"
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
30 May 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"I see 5 ER visits for high BP, u on 5 meds but it's still high" Pt:"Only 1, I stop taking my old meds when they add a new one" ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Doc:"What caused your priapism, Viagra, psyche meds?"
Pt:"I took 'em Chinese Viagra from the herbal place & it damn worked too well"
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
28 May 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"What caused your priapism, Viagra, psyche meds?" Pt:"I took 'em Chinese Viagra from the herbal place & it damn worked too well" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Tip: If u come to the ER w/"I can't keep anything down &I'm severely dehydrated," don't demand food and water as soon as u get to the room
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
20 May 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Tip: If u come to the ER w/"I can't keep anything down &I'm severely dehydrated," don't demand food and water as soon as u get to the room ๐Ÿ˜ก

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fakhright
fakhright @fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13 copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™Š
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