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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Doc:"Who beat u up?"
Pt:"My girlfriend's jealous boyfriend"
Doc:"You must b the stupid boyfriend"
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17 Nov 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Who beat u up?" Pt:"My girlfriend's jealous boyfriend" Doc:"You must b the stupid boyfriend" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Pt:"My BF & I are in bad terms"
Doc:"Not too bad terms, you're 5 weeks pregnant"
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15 Nov 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"My BF & I are in bad terms" Doc:"Not too bad terms, you're 5 weeks pregnant" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Mom:"I've been trying to hydrate her but she refuses to drink"
Doc:"What r u giving her?"
Mom:"Baking Soda water"
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14 Nov 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Mom:"I've been trying to hydrate her but she refuses to drink" Doc:"What r u giving her?" Mom:"Baking Soda water" 😬😬😬😬
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Pt:"I've been vomiting every morning for 3 days now"
Doc:"What have u been doing at night?"
Pt:"Drinking with my buddies"
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14 Nov 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I've been vomiting every morning for 3 days now" Doc:"What have u been doing at night?" Pt:"Drinking with my buddies" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Doc:"Y hadn't u given your baby anything for fever?"
Mom:"She doesn't like taking meds"
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07 Nov 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Y hadn't u given your baby anything for fever?" Mom:"She doesn't like taking meds" 😩😩😩😩
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Doc:"It's been hurting for 9 mos? What happened tonight that made u come?"
Pt:"My friend's grandma had the same symptoms & it was cancer"
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08 Nov 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"It's been hurting for 9 mos? What happened tonight that made u come?" Pt:"My friend's grandma had the same symptoms & it was cancer" 😩
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Ppl that think that cheerleaders aren't athletes obviously don't work in the ER
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07 Nov 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Ppl that think that cheerleaders aren't athletes obviously don't work in the ER πŸ‘―πŸ‘―πŸ‘―
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Ex-NFL player Kevin Turner dies of CTE initial dx was ALS. I think that CTE is the top differential dx of every NFL player w/neuro symptoms
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04 Nov 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Ex-NFL player Kevin Turner dies of CTE initial dx was ALS. I think that CTE is the top differential dx of every NFL player w/neuro symptoms😳
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Pt:"I either have a hemorrhoid or a hernia"
Doc:"There's quite a difference"
Pt:"I dun googled ass pain & those came up"
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01 Nov 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I either have a hemorrhoid or a hernia" Doc:"There's quite a difference" Pt:"I dun googled ass pain & those came up" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Doc:"That looks like teeth marks on your penis"
Pt:"I fell down some steps"
Doc:"U need to b more creative"
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21 Oct 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"That looks like teeth marks on your penis" Pt:"I fell down some steps" Doc:"U need to b more creative" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
: How old is your wife?
: WHAT?
: HOW OLD IS YOUR WIFE?
: YES
: jfc, SIR HOW OLD IS YOUR WIFE!
: yes she needs an ambulance
:
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20 Oct 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote πŸ“ž: How old is your wife? πŸ‘΄πŸΌ: WHAT? πŸ“ž: HOW OLD IS YOUR WIFE? πŸ‘΄πŸΌ: YES πŸ“ž: jfc, SIR HOW OLD IS YOUR WIFE! πŸ‘΄πŸΌ: yes she needs an ambulance πŸ“ž: πŸ˜’

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fakhright
fakhright @fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13 copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™Š
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